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Mazi Eminent
@MaziEminent
how can you buy a dog worth 600k for security purpose and it sleeps around 6pm and wake up 8am .
Retweet of status by @iam_topboii
13 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote how can you buy a dog worth 600k for security purpose and it sleeps around 6pm and wake up 8am . π
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Mazi Eminent
@MaziEminent
Nowadays girls don't say its over. They just misbehave till you get tired and leave by yourself
Retweet of status by @First_alphas
03 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nowadays girls don't say its over. They just misbehave till you get tired and leave by yourselfπ€‘
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@MaziEminent
30 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote See how what tried to break and destroy You actually reinvented You π
Mazi Eminent
@MaziEminent
Did you know people that type "Lol" without laughing can also send you "I love you" without meaning it ??
Retweet of status by @iam_topboii
25 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Did you know people that type "Lol" without laughing can also send you "I love you" without meaning it ?? π
Mazi Eminent
@MaziEminent
Ain't no such thing as a gold digger. Women are naturally expensive, so choose the woman in your price range and stay in your lane
Retweet of status by @Ebonygold1645
23 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ain't no such thing as a gold digger. Women are naturally expensive, so choose the woman in your price range and stay in your lane π
Mazi Eminent
@MaziEminent
If your girl ever asks how you know a certain guy, she fvcked him! twitter.com/thewisebloke/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @OBarth_official
09 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If your girl ever asks how you know a certain guy, she fvcked him! π https://t.co/yQqYCcmhoK
Mazi Eminent
@MaziEminent
We females really glow different when we're being treated right & loved properly
Retweet of status by @toolzbabe
10 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We females really glow different when we're being treated right & loved properlyβ€
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@MaziEminent
Between You & Your Partner, Who Will Teach The Kids Mathematics??
Me: I Will Be picking beans everyday after Work
Me: I Will Be picking beans everyday after Work
Retweet of status by @oluwa_paparazzi
09 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Between You & Your Partner, Who Will Teach The Kids Mathematics??π
Me: I Will Be picking beans everyday after Workπ
Mazi Eminent
@MaziEminent
Yesterday, I was hanging out with my girlfriend and she turned to me and said "Who do you think will marry first" Me or You?
Retweet of status by @Mr_wizzy1
16 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yesterday, I was hanging out with my girlfriend and she turned to me and said "Who do you think will marry first" Me or You?πππ
Mazi Eminent
@MaziEminent
Life without a dad is hell twitter.com/AtmSira/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @princess_ebele
01 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Life without a dad is hellππ https://t.co/oD2AalmvOZ
Mazi Eminent
@MaziEminent
Shortest conversation ever
Boy: I Love You
Girl: Amen
Boy: I Love You
Girl: Amen
Retweet of status by @KofiTwente
28 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Shortest conversation ever
Boy: I Love You
Girl: Amen
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ