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@MaziSamson
When a goat laughs upon hearing that the lion is around one needs to find out what kind of grass it has been eating.
E fit be weed
E fit be weed
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@MaziSamson
If she says โI donโt want your girlfriend to pour me hot waterโ congratulations my brother youโve made it to the semi final.
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@MaziSamson
Once a girl notice the size of her breast is not encouraging, she'll start forming tomboy
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@MaziSamson
If you shoot your shot when you're broke, even if you score, VAR will rule it as offside twitter.com/y_u_stalking_mโฆ
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@MaziSamson
you were fine before they came, youโll be fine if they leave.
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@MaziSamson
Chadwick Boseman knew he was dying and still didn't mind making jokes about it. That's a king Rest in Peace Heroโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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@MaziSamson
Those who Beat the Drums of Shame for You shall Dance to it Themselves
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@MaziSamson
Just 1month in abroad.
She came back, nd her caption be like:
I collect RUSSIA, RUSSIA collect me.
Morning skin routine.
Odey.
She came back, nd her caption be like:
I collect RUSSIA, RUSSIA collect me.
Morning skin routine.
Odey.
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@MaziSamson
Not All Relationships Will Lead Marriage, Some Will Help You Discover New Restaurants
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@MaziSamson
How my EX sees me vs how my current GF sees me twitter.com/angrytiger__/sโฆ
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@MaziSamson
Jealousy can make a boyfriend read all the 500 comments on his girlfriends post and check their profile 1 by 1. Love is wicked Yaseen๐คฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
