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Kym
@mckym
You all wanna settle for expensive liquor so as to flaunt it on IG alafu mtaani unanyongwa na moshi ya stove
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Kym
@mckym
These #YourMCM / #YourWCW tweets can really make someone give up on their crush, yal out hear shattering peoples hopes & dreams fr fr
Retweet of status by @SimplyRisque
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Kym
@mckym
Attended my high school reunion recently
.people were talking business and driving expensive machines. All I got is social media apps
.people were talking business and driving expensive machines. All I got is social media apps
Kym
@mckym
Mtaachana tu is the realest statement ever though
Kym
@mckym
Nowadays selfies are so important that these phone manufacturers are capitalizing on the selfie camera instead of RAM and storage
Kym
@mckym
Those ugly selfies that you delete, that's you
Kym
@mckym
I overcame the snooze button and showered with cold water at 5.... I've matured enough for marriage I think
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Kym
@mckym
Thought you guys own washing machines
Kym
@mckym
Primary school was real hustle, cool kids had hot pots.. The peasants had kimbo tins unakula food baridi with solidified cooking fat
Kym
@mckym
Some of these weetabix haters were asskissing weetabix to print their handles on the weetabix packs ndo wapost IG
Kym
@mckym
People and their imaginary haters
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
