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Mnaka
@Md_oooh
Guys, nothing in this world feels better than being in love Not even a bank notification. Don't let them lie to u
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Mnaka
@Md_oooh
That's all they have to say really. Don't be telling me stories because you want me to offer. I won't offer twitter.com/Md_oooh/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @AntoinetteMpume
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Your Fave
@Md_oooh
When she looks at u lovingly and u look at her like "if only u knew ukuthi inhliziyo yakho ngizoyenzela umrivithi"
Your Fave
@Md_oooh
Graduation gift from me to me! Only by the Grace of God pic.twitter.com/l9lw3bjDih
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@Md_oooh
Then tell me to relax, it's just twitter
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@Md_oooh
Your dick goes flaccid and u can immediately see the subtweets in your head
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@Md_oooh
Girl 1: You stole my man
Girl 2: Go open a case ke wethu
Girl 2: Go open a case ke wethu
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@Md_oooh
I think that was the weirdest day in my life. When my uncle borrowed my car and returned it with a missing passenger seat
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@Md_oooh
After u get rejected for a job bathi "we will keep your CV on our database..." that's like being curved then told "but we can be friends"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
