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@MelHitz
I look after my car like she's my own daughter and I hate to see her hurting
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Melissa
@MelHitz
@MelHitz we get to have sex in da shower?
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Melissa
@MelHitz
I hate needy girlfriends. 1) you can do it yourself 2) your boy isn't your bank account 3) shut up & stop whining
Melissa
@MelHitz
@saramelody0 no it is you! Okay! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL INSIDR AND OUT. It's not getting any better
Melissa
@MelHitz
@Smiles_ishare on the way
Melissa
@MelHitz
On the bright side, I met the guy who keeps one of my babies happy. THE FINK @Brandon__fink and the swagged out Mr. Carlson.
Melissa
@MelHitz
Thank you! RT @MeredithCollege: @MelHitz Congratulations! Welcome to Meredith.
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@MelHitz
If anybody knows someone selling Girl Scout cookies... LET ME KNOW.
Melissa β₯
@MelHitz
Oh hey @That_Carmel_Boy happy birthday and I hope it's greeeeaaaaattttttt pic.twitter.com/7caRkSD99C
Melissa β₯
@MelHitz
Gahhh damn Flomo
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
