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Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
24 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote my therapist said “your brain actually changes shape after experiencing trauma” and all i could think was “my brain got a bbl??” 😭😭
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Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
therapy grey's anatomy
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29 May 21
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Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
“Hey beaut i love your feed, i think you would be perfect at what i do” fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
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04 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Hey beaut 😍 i love your feed, i think you would be perfect at what i do” fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
“I like my coffee like I like my men. White and can’t pay their leccy bill” Megan kills me
17 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “I like my coffee like I like my men. White and can’t pay their leccy bill” 😂😭😂 Megan kills me
Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
How incredible is this
Received this amazing surprise today... it’s an embroided tactile version of our 12 week… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Received this amazing surprise today... it’s an embroided tactile version of our 12 week… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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12 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How incredible is this 😍
Received this amazing surprise today... it’s an embroided tactile version of our 12 week… https://t.co/C2A2ZyAV9u
Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
Lockdown is honestly killing my mental health after I’ve worked soooo hard to try get it better
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05 Apr 20
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Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
I actually can’t take a decent selfie anymore and I’m fully blaming my nose for itswear it gets worse the older I get... nose job pending
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20 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I actually can’t take a decent selfie anymore and I’m fully blaming my nose for it🤣swear it gets worse the older I get... nose job pending
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Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
This twitter.com/jessbelll1/sta…
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22 Jan 20
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Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
Usually January in a salon is quiet and soul destroying but we’re still so busy and I honestly couldn’t be happier
04 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Usually January in a salon is quiet and soul destroying but we’re still so busy and I honestly couldn’t be happier 😍
Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
MISSING SHARE
My mam and my 3 siblings have now been missing for a week, the police are looking for them and a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
My mam and my 3 siblings have now been missing for a week, the police are looking for them and a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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15 Dec 19
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My mam and my 3 siblings have now been missing for a week, the police are looking for them and a… https://t.co/HBQPZxe1eU
Melissa Jane♡
@MelissaJaneSam
Howling why do these Alexander mcqueens look like mines when I spilt pakora sauce on them pic.twitter.com/7RPkkhN7Nf
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05 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Howling why do these Alexander mcqueens look like mines when I spilt pakora sauce on them 😩😩😩😩 https://t.co/7RPkkhN7Nf
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊