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Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
17 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Someone should tell the people on FB that Range Rover are never going to give away a car with a ribbon on it in return for liking a page π
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Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
VENDING MACHINE IN WORK NOW SELLS DIET IRN BRU
03 Aug 16
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Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
ALL DA BEER IN THE CALI pic.twitter.com/syWGASJF9F
Retweet of status by @AmieMorris94
22 May 16
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Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
If I worked at Snapchat, I'd add "Because it's a dick, again" to this list pic.twitter.com/gIweeTNqdn
09 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I worked at Snapchat, I'd add "Because it's a dick, again" to this list π https://t.co/gIweeTNqdn
Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
You know where your life is heading when your mums being taken out on a date and you're sat in on a Saturday night
09 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You know where your life is heading when your mums being taken out on a date and you're sat in on a Saturday night π΅πΌπππ
Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
It's payday, I have no alarm set for the morning, and I fly to Palma tomorrow
30 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's payday, I have no alarm set for the morning, and I fly to Palma tomorrow ππππππππ
Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
Giving up packing in favour of drinking gin. Going to throw all sorts in the case and hope for the best
31 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Giving up packing in favour of drinking gin. Going to throw all sorts in the case and hope for the best βοΈπΈππΌπͺπΈ
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Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
Pizza and Planet Earth
27 Feb 16
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Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
Need to stop looking at flights. Who fancies Barcelona?
14 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Need to stop looking at flights. Who fancies Barcelona? πβοΈ
Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
When you're hammers and pay Β£60 for a drunk Chinese
21 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you're hammers and pay Β£60 for a drunk Chinese π«
Melissa Samia
@MelissaSamia
Really want to wear silver jewellery tomorrow but planned on doing warm eye makeup
17 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Really want to wear silver jewellery tomorrow but planned on doing warm eye makeup πππ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ