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Optimus Fiiiiine
@Melleller
Bev messaged me to say she won bingo so Iβm making her buy me a McFlurry on the way home
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Optimus Fiiiiine
@Melleller
OHMYGOD pic.twitter.com/R6Mn3LNocA
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Optimus Fiiiiine
@Melleller
Willow was throwing quavers on the floor so I said 'no no they're for Willow' and she legit shoved like 10 in her mouth
Optimus Fiiiiine
@Melleller
"my dog doesnt like when i wear masks i guess" why am i laughing so hard pic.twitter.com/jZilY57zuh
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Optimus Fiiiiine
@Melleller
@MsAngharadGriff Na just gonna wear the one I've had on
Optimus Fiiiiine
@Melleller
I got so excited for cheese but I feel too sick to eat it
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Optimus Fiiiiine
@Melleller
"Can you start it off for me?" pic.twitter.com/I3PFnNmJ8Z
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Optimus Fiiiiine
@Melleller
I'm basically Cleopatra I'm surrounded by that many snakes
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Optimus Fiiiiine
@Melleller
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life fam said ass Pegasus I can't pic.twitter.com/4xfW0zBP0V
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Optimus Fiiiiine
@Melleller
I'm getting to this point pic.twitter.com/9Mt04FUutV
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
