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@PuleXR Sex is not meant to be had at night only... WAKE ME UP @ 3 eksen, 12 midday if we r both around. And NO not always on the bed
Retweet of status by @DlameBuhlebethu
22 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @PuleXR Sex is not meant to be had at night only... WAKE ME UP @ 3 eksen, 12 midday if we r both around. And NO not always on the bedπ
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Ati, Bembas will not make it to heaven untill they explain how they knew satans full name βMwansa Kabingaβ
Retweet of status by @Peter_Kays
17 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ati, Bembas will not make it to heaven untill they explain how they knew satans full name βMwansa Kabingaβ ππ
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copy & paste +upvote -downvote The funniest headline on the newspaper will forever be " chagwa agwa" I died that day ππππππ
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@vogueaustralia @KylieJenner This would mean ..Dreams cousin (stormi) has the same dad as her brother..
Retweet of status by @DopeNkordei
13 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @vogueaustralia @KylieJenner This would mean ..Dreams cousin (stormi) has the same dad as her brother.. π€¨
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God please give me an appetite I can actually afford
Retweet of status by @Meanwhile_meah
30 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote God please give me an appetite I can actually afford π
30 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Ngwete_ People are dramatic π am also dark but I'm not offended by my tweet
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@Merv1607
we have sex because we like it and not because we are searching for a 'Prince' twitter.com/DomDommy1/statβ¦
Retweet of status by @pearlyicey
26 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππwe have sex because we like it and not because we are searching for a 'Prince' https://t.co/KXgYR4ECC4
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Guys plot twist my bestfriend and I were called for the same interview pic.twitter.com/Tno4pmShlP
24 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys plot twist my bestfriend and I were called for the same interview ππ https://t.co/Tno4pmShlP
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#LiesIwillTellAsAParent
Dad:how old are you
Me:17
Dad:when i was your age i was 21 pic.twitter.com/GHGcXBLxZt
Dad:how old are you
Me:17
Dad:when i was your age i was 21 pic.twitter.com/GHGcXBLxZt
16 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #LiesIwillTellAsAParent
Dad:how old are you
Me:17
Dad:when i was your age i was 21π https://t.co/GHGcXBLxZt
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ati "My favourite scripture in the Bible is when Jesus was praying alone and someone wrote everything he said"
Retweet of status by @ItsDahtMurdaBoy
14 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ati "My favourite scripture in the Bible is when Jesus was praying alone and someone wrote everything he said" πππ
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ