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@MessyMidwesty
Here's your tickets for driving with no insurance and no license.
How am I supposed to pay for these if I can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
How am I supposed to pay for these if I can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @OverheardOnDuty
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@MessyMidwesty
When I holla aye bay bay I finna get my groove on, it’s so hot up in the club I ain’t got no shoes on iykyk
Retweet of status by @thook2015
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@MessyMidwesty
Woke up to 3 engagements on Facebook. It’s officially that season again
Retweet of status by @CowboyGrunt11c
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@MessyMidwesty
Your MCM is posting “That grind never stops ” on his way to his morning shit at a part time job
Retweet of status by @IowaDieselCrew
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@MessyMidwesty
Being ghosted hurts man
Retweet of status by @RyanDodge22
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@MessyMidwesty
This is not a joke. Guys really do this shit twitter.com/captainkalvis/…
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@MessyMidwesty
At a retirement home:
Yeah this resident is assaulting other residents and staff. Y'all need to handle her.
...… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Yeah this resident is assaulting other residents and staff. Y'all need to handle her.
...… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @OverheardOnDuty
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@MessyMidwesty
I passed my driving test on the first try, bet y’all can’t steal this twitter.com/youdontknowcd/…
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@MessyMidwesty
2nd Div is actually getting woken up like this every morning in the barracks now. pic.twitter.com/pgmR9KFkOG
Retweet of status by @TerminalLance
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@MessyMidwesty
What has happened to our city pic.twitter.com/uYq8QiRZhN
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@MessyMidwesty
My next relationship I’m becoming a WIFE tired of being introduced as “my girl” I wanna hear “my wife”
Retweet of status by @Shay_DaMessiah
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
