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(not) Luis Rojas
@MetsFakeSkipper
Good morning to everybody except Chase Utley and Trevor Bauer
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(not)Mickey Callaway
@MetsFakeSkipper
I’m a:
male
female
mets fan
Who is:
single
take
plotting the downfall of Chase Utley
male
female
mets fan
Who is:
single
take
plotting the downfall of Chase Utley
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(not)Mickey Callaway
@MetsFakeSkipper
.@MStrooo6 with the history threads. #LGM pic.twitter.com/cpfwGPXp6l
(not)Mickey Callaway
@MetsFakeSkipper
The Mets should do a dunk tank.
But instead of Mr. Met it’s Chase Utley, and instead of water it’s lava. #LFGM
But instead of Mr. Met it’s Chase Utley, and instead of water it’s lava. #LFGM
Retweet of status by @MetsFakeSkipper
(not)Mickey Callaway
@MetsFakeSkipper
Suicide hotline number: 1-800-273-8255
RT to save a #Mets fan in need. These are dark times.
RT to save a #Mets fan in need. These are dark times.
(not)Mickey Callaway
@MetsFakeSkipper
HARVEY JUST THREW A NO HITTER FOR THE REDS
not really...RT to scare an already mentally unstable Mets fan
not really...RT to scare an already mentally unstable Mets fan
(not)Mickey Callaway
@MetsFakeSkipper
Pro tip: If you’re a #Mets fan, use plastic pillow cases. It prevents your tears from soaking into the pillow.
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(not)Mickey Callaway
@MetsFakeSkipper
Me, last night: “This might be the worst team in Major League Baseball.”
Me, now: “GREATEST TEAM EVER. WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME.” #LGM
Me, now: “GREATEST TEAM EVER. WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME.” #LGM
(not)Mickey Callaway
@MetsFakeSkipper
Jose Bautista is in the lineup batting 5th tonight #LGM
(not)Mickey Callaway
@MetsFakeSkipper
Ichiro has retired. Marks an end of an era.
(not)Mickey Callaway
@MetsFakeSkipper
A GONE! #LGM pic.twitter.com/1KCh6jleuU
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
