iEmoji Feeds @mia pinchoff [Pile of Poo][Selfie Medium-Light Skin Tone] (MiaPinchoff) 4
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mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
just passed a family of tourists on Segways & one of the dudes winked at me... my vagina has never gone from damp to dry quicker
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mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
#TakeYourDogToWorkDay is soooooo offensive. what if u donโt have a job??
#triggered
#triggered
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mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
good news: i voted
bad news: iโm no longer welcome at the elementary school where i votedโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
bad news: iโm no longer welcome at the elementary school where i votedโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
the new cast of Blueโs Clues
twitter.com/i/moments/1002โฆ
twitter.com/i/moments/1002โฆ
mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
was i the only one that thought it was-
anal mountain high
anal valley low
anal river wide enough
???
anal mountain high
anal valley low
anal river wide enough
???
mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
donโt be a dick, unless youโre literally a dick- then be the biggest one
mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
me: FML. tomorrow iโm turning... old
mom: old? what does that make me?
me: idk MOMMMM-?!!! old AF
mom: old? what does that make me?
me: idk MOMMMM-?!!! old AF
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mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
even expensive food becomes poop...
shhh! donโt tell
shhh! donโt tell
mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
watching palm trees sway in the wind gives me all the anxiety like how da fuck do they not snap? whyโre theโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
living my life one fart at a time
mia pinchoff ๐ฉ๐คณ๐ผ
@MiaPinchoff
seriously. how the shit do you get a bunnyโs attention? what do they like?do they speak english?! ugh.
โhere kitty kittyโ isnโt working
โhere kitty kittyโ isnโt working
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
