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Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
Anyone that would like to make like $100 should take this math test for me
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Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
There's nothing like a warm car on your way to work
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Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
@cerva1rl lol that doesn't count
Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
Just ate a whole bag of chex mix...
Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
I come home and there's pizza I give in
Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
Our goals went from being astronauts to just being financially stable
Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
You're gonna love me or you're gonna hate me, but I'm gonna be me.
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Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
RT for an honest Dm
Retweet of status by @makaylalane97
Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
β@hilarioustruth: cute boy in class: can i have a piece of paper?
me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*β that's deep
me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*β that's deep
Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
I'm just happy as a clam
Michael Clemons
@MichaelClemons4
I'm in class 30 mins
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
