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Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
R.I.P Mom Iβll find a way
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Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
The plan is to read one book a month for 2019. Iβm halfway through the first one and the left side of my brain is pulsating lmaooo wtf b
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Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
Just realized I ainβt have not one lick of turkey
Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
People with more gums than teeth
Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
Annoying people must wake up like βhow am I gonna get slapped today?β
Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
Toxic masculinity these nuts nigga I get shit done and you run to people like me to get shit done .
Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
This nigga always turnt nah thanks for coming to the wedding and blessing us with that energy @da_Wizrd pic.twitter.com/VAfxK9w8Jf
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Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
We just want a girl that shuts up from time to time
Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
Walking outside on my day off, you can just smell the unemployment in the air
Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
Then again this generation marrying porn stars
Michael Khords
@MichaelKhords
Rest in Guitars Tom Petty
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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