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Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
They should make a talent show, but instead of talent, they should compete over who has the saddest back story
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Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
I feel so bad for @MichaelTopasna because itβs like his life is Friday the 13th
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Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
Dr. Zou , full time CS Professor , part time preacher @MichaelTopasna
Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
guess who fuCKING GOT HOLD OF SOME MF NUTTY BARS YEE BOI IT ONLY TOOK ME TWO YEARS BUT IM HAPPY shoutout to myβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
First time playing the field in so long and I scored a hat trick felt pretty great pic.twitter.com/WZiIVmKh9W
Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
Rt this for a chance to be invited on our exclusive underground summer party series. 1st event this Saturday.
Retweet of status by @kaifromguam
Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
Here's to an amazing weekend with some amazing friends pic.twitter.com/cLXM2wm5R3
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Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
My grandma just gave me a lecture on why I shouldn't marry a girl unless she can cook
Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
I told Father Jose "Happy Father's Day" and he said "Thanks. Now hurry up so I can tell you the same thing"
Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
And look how much it changed. Southern High went from North Korea to Disneyland in a year twitter.com/kianapangie/stβ¦
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Peter Parker
@MichaelTopasna
My dad was driving and starts driving off the road. When he gets back on the road, he says with a serious voice, "I hate flowers."
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
