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The Most Merry Mermaid π
@MidnightsFury
How do you explain to kids that Christmas will be very small this year? Iβm feeling such shame
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The Most Merry Mermaid π
@MidnightsFury
Alright, which one of you nerds recently lost your hippo @dragonage pic.twitter.com/FtIunraRZ8
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The Most Merry Mermaid π
@MidnightsFury
Ladies, work out so you can beat the shit out of fascists and bears
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Malevolent Mermaid β οΈπ
@MidnightsFury
@Toomuchforsome Officer Kingery is fiyaahhh
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Malevolent Mermaid β οΈπ
@MidnightsFury
Raise your hand if you are embarrassed that Trump is our President.
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Dame Mermaid
@MidnightsFury
This video will forever be funny to me
pic.twitter.com/7XDbVi7yCd
pic.twitter.com/7XDbVi7yCd
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Dame Mermaid
@MidnightsFury
I found a tired red-tailed bumblebee so I offered her a bit of lavender and pic.twitter.com/ZDjDHQBObE
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Dame Mermaid
@MidnightsFury
Yep I'm the one who sold the records thank God! twitter.com/LanceBass/statβ¦
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Dame Mermaid
@MidnightsFury
129 Days Until #Halloween
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Dame Mermaid
@MidnightsFury
Wishing our Royal Patron, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, a very Happy 99th Birthday today!
In honour of the day, heβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
In honour of the day, heβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Dame Mermaid
@MidnightsFury
take it back, it's not mine
(gigi.and.rocket IG) pic.twitter.com/SBXWfdYBVh
(gigi.and.rocket IG) pic.twitter.com/SBXWfdYBVh
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
