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Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
I rubbed my coworker's baby bump and another pregnant coworker warned me that it's contagious
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Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
What is it about me that attracts asshats?
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Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
@darbiecrash I've seen it
Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
Guys stay leaving me for other girls but then always come back
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Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
Criminal minds and a storm
Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
Guys get so butthurt over the littlest things. Like sorry I didn't want to drive 45 mins after work to hangout with you for the 1st time?
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Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
I'm only 38 and everyone calls me high maintenance pic.twitter.com/GCfV3tMe6U
Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
There isn't enough coffee in the world to keep me going today.
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Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
Hi. If no one has told you today, you're a pretty awesome person and deserve happiness
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Midwest Hot Mess
@MidwstHotMess
It's so hot in my room that my Chapstick melted
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
