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Miesha Sloat
@Miesha_michelle
"Me: Hey want to act out a scene from 50 Shades?
Boy: DUH
Me: Okay I choose the one where you buy me a brand new Audi" @josh_dot_o
Boy: DUH
Me: Okay I choose the one where you buy me a brand new Audi" @josh_dot_o
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Miesha Gordon
@Miesha_michelle
sounds perfect to me pic.twitter.com/gYpdkfX5tk
Retweet of status by @CraveMyThoughts
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Miesha Gordon
@Miesha_michelle
"@Blonde_maddie1: I need to find a MAN that isn't an asshole, and is really fun and sweet. Like where can I find that? " books.
Miesha Gordon
@Miesha_michelle
In 2014 I should probably try and get super skinny.
Retweet of status by @Blonde_maddie1
Miesha Gordon
@Miesha_michelle
Don't talk to or hear from my dad for months at a time and then he wants to call and text me 5000 times one night. #geton
Miesha Gordon
@Miesha_michelle
The more I joke about it the less it hurts #mentalprobz #fashofasho
Miesha Gordon
@Miesha_michelle
โ@skyfielderr: Like, why don't you "just deal" with the fact that my foot is about to go up your ass, you inconsiderate prick.โ
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Miesha Gordon
@Miesha_michelle
I am dying watching vines
Miesha Gordon
@Miesha_michelle
โ@YouReallySuck_: "@GrumpyyCat: 50 shades of done with this semester" @BAdams0710โ
Miesha Gordon
@Miesha_michelle
Food poisoning can go suck one.
Miesha Gordon
@Miesha_michelle
My kitten is begging for food and it's adorable. Is it bad I starve my cat for love? Yes? Oh okay..
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
