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Mike Risley
@MikeRisley
My son decided to let the dogs out back unsupervised. My white dog is now a mud and white dog. pic.twitter.com/WU8NDoLDYj
02 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My son decided to let the dogs out back unsupervised. My white dog is now a mud and white dog. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ https://t.co/WU8NDoLDYj
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Mike Risley
@MikeRisley
My son is mad at my joke:
Where does Commander Data sit?
On his ro-butt.
So he told his own:
Where does Jadzia work?
On the lower Dax.
Where does Commander Data sit?
On his ro-butt.
So he told his own:
Where does Jadzia work?
On the lower Dax.
14 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My son is mad at my joke:
Where does Commander Data sit?
On his ro-butt.
So he told his own:
Where does Jadzia work?
On the lower Dax. ๐
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Mike Risley
@MikeRisley
I was trying to come up with a social distancing joke, but this is the closest I could get...
Retweet of status by @Rick_Lorenzon
14 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I was trying to come up with a social distancing joke, but this is the closest I could get...
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Mike Risley
@MikeRisley
*Kids watching TOS: Space Seed*
Dad, did you fight in the eugenics wars in the 1990s?
Dad, did you fight in the eugenics wars in the 1990s?
12 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *Kids watching TOS: Space Seed*
Dad, did you fight in the eugenics wars in the 1990s?
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Mike Risley
@MikeRisley
A New Year treat for you...
5 days left in our #Kickstarter & we have a MASSIVE social stretch goal to have ALLโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
5 days left in our #Kickstarter & we have a MASSIVE social stretch goal to have ALLโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @deepaquagames
02 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A New Year ๐ treat for you...
5 days left in our #Kickstarter & we have a MASSIVE social stretch goal to have ALLโฆ https://t.co/qnnqZYMqAX
Mike Risley
@MikeRisley
Celebrate your love of board games with a Peace Love & Games t-shirt! Add something stylish to your wardrobeโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @PeaceLoveNGames
19 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Celebrate your love of board games with a Peace Love & Games t-shirt! โฎ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐ Add something stylish to your wardrobeโฆ https://t.co/Y3bOGY2j0B
Mike Risley
@MikeRisley
Ouch. Harsh but fair.
m.spiegel.de/international/โฆ pic.twitter.com/STdjaRNxXy
m.spiegel.de/international/โฆ pic.twitter.com/STdjaRNxXy
22 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ouch. Harsh but fair. ๐คฃ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://t.co/lo4UNBhHCE https://t.co/STdjaRNxXy
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
13 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I weighed 182 I'd be cut ๐๐ช๐ช๐ช