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michael segalov
@MikeSegalov
someone just emailed me a link to this and only said 'grow up'
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
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michael segalov
@MikeSegalov
cannot / will not stop cackling at this pic.twitter.com/w8ah6aAffp
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michael segalov
@MikeSegalov
been thinking a lot today about how i once got stopped by a police car while on my bike in london for cycling “too flamboyantly”
michael segalov
@MikeSegalov
okay actually quite hurt that nearly 2 hours later and nobody has texted to ask if I'll be their bubble shag
michael segalov
@MikeSegalov
hello from me and the penguins pic.twitter.com/xJl7LOSvv6
michael segalov
@MikeSegalov
contemplating not voting in the labour leadership election because it has been so god damn fucking boring
michael segalov
@MikeSegalov
the man is a racist. he doesn’t care about the jewish community
labour’s flaws in sorting its internal processes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
labour’s flaws in sorting its internal processes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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michael segalov
@MikeSegalov
know your name? know your address? congratulations! you can register to vote!
democracy, or what’s left of it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
democracy, or what’s left of it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
michael segalov
@MikeSegalov
not saying i’m hungover but i just cried saying goodbye to the sister of the woman who owns the Airbnb i’ve been staying in
michael segalov
@MikeSegalov
racist and Islamophobic
a history of lying and faking the news
stupid haircuts
it's no wonder Donald Trump i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
a history of lying and faking the news
stupid haircuts
it's no wonder Donald Trump i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Michael Segalov
@MikeSegalov
I had a quick chat with DIDO!!!! for this week's Observer Magazine and she told me a horse named Donna tried… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
