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Mike
@MikeSkeggs
Seems like glasses for driving at night might no longer be optional
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Mike
@MikeSkeggs
@HyperopticCS My building doesn't have concierge
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Mike
@MikeSkeggs
Once a cheat, always cheat
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Mike
@MikeSkeggs
@BenRobbo7 What's a "Wetherspoons"?
Mike
@MikeSkeggs
I really need to start closing my curtains at night. Awake at the crack of dawn every day
Mike
@MikeSkeggs
What constitutes conjunctivitis?
Mike
@MikeSkeggs
@Becky__B2 Thank fucking God for that!!! pic.twitter.com/CoUqR6Fi0X
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Mike
@MikeSkeggs
@miserybollocks That's only because no one wants yours...
Mike
@MikeSkeggs
@JoePorter123 Bore...
Mike
@MikeSkeggs
It's FINALLY wine time #StressedToFuck
Mike
@MikeSkeggs
@ClaphamPabs Selfies are rare for me. Which letter do you classify me under?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
