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Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
Coming to #CapsIsles? We're located across the street at 714 7th Street! pic.twitter.com/VImx6sq5ju
Retweet of status by @rocketbardc
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Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
There's a more than average chance that if you drive a Prius...I don't like you. 100% chance you can't drive for shit.
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Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
Raise your hand if you want to see the result of Ovi colliding with Mike Green.
Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
I got 4 tix for Wednesday's Caps game. Hit me up if you want them. Free to a good home, also willing to accept a crisp high-five
Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
Are there worse taillights out there than a Prius? What a horrible car.
Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
That moment when you cut into your perfectly golden brown pan fried chicken breast for a parm sandwich...and it's raw in the middle.
Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
@IAmJennMiller It wasn't bad actually. I got unicorn blood pumping through me now. Who needs Red Bull pssh.
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Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
@X0NL__ just wait until you open the puppy box tomorrow.
Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
Raise your hand if you were asked by a bachelorette party to rip out some of your chest hair.
Typical night at @rocketbardc post game.
Typical night at @rocketbardc post game.
Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
Still looking to get rid of my 4 tix to Sunday's Caps v Isles game. All in a row. Family friendly...since I'm not there get at me.
Michael Miller
@MikeyMiller13
@usmcvet85 glad you all had fun, well I assume you had fun.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
