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Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
@Julia_in_DE @DazThreeNine @meakoopa Yikes youβre a petty excuse for patriotic
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Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
He thinks heβs subtle @MikeyStoddard pic.twitter.com/9bJ1JdNKNI
Retweet of status by @AnneMShearer
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Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
New Star Wars trailer is great but also I got super emotional when I saw Carrie Fisher
Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
There's nothing like falling asleep on your partner's lap and then waking up to him accidentally hitting you in the face
Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
Melania hasn't slept with Trump since they signed for their marriage. Goes to show money isn't everything, dick size plays a part
Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
Irony is a five time draft dodger taking away other's rights to volunteer and serve their country
Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
And also how come people can't refuse to serve trump supporters but they can refuse to serve gay customers?
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Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
Irony is spending the entire week calling Hillary Clinton a criminal and then having Joe Arpaio be a speaker
Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
My favorite part of this Rachel Roy drama is the comments people are leaving on Rachael Ray's social media
Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
@_CampbellLM @Tim_Shot couldn't even hang on st Patrick's day when we were dancing our sexy booties off
Mikey
@MikeyStoddard
I wish I could've changed my Mac's password before bringing my laptop in
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
