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@MintyBaubles
FaceTime with mum - apparently the dog escaped, broke into the neighbours house and got in the bath with him
Retweet of status by @tjrnichols
29 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote FaceTime with mum - apparently the dog escaped, broke into the neighbours house and got in the bath with him π
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28 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Most seizure meds have side effects, like phenytoin can cause dental problems"
Wife:"It's ok, he ain't got teeth no way"
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Minty
@MintyBaubles
I've taken my earphones out, but no one wants to talk to me.
I've even removed my fencing mask, and put down my book on cannibalism.
I've even removed my fencing mask, and put down my book on cannibalism.
Retweet of status by @dawneywawney
13 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've taken my earphones out, but no one wants to talk to me.
I've even removed my fencing mask, and put down my book on cannibalism.
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Minty
@MintyBaubles
I have a confession - There is someone I speak to on an almost daily basis, & occasionally they make my innards turn to liquid
07 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have a confession - There is someone I speak to on an almost daily basis, & occasionally they make my innards turn to liquid π
Minty
@MintyBaubles
Received the message "I want to be a slave"
Do I look like a careers advisor?
Do I look like a careers advisor?
15 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Received the message "I want to be a slave"
Do I look like a careers advisor?
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Minty
@MintyBaubles
So @NianticLabs have made catching PokΓ©mon a lot more difficult so that ppl will be forced to purchase more PokΓ© balls... hmmmm...
Retweet of status by @biscuitahoy
02 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So @NianticLabs have made catching PokΓ©mon a lot more difficult so that ppl will be forced to purchase more PokΓ© balls... hmmmm...
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Minty
@MintyBaubles
Amazing how sex is nsfw, yet news reports of death, destruction and economic slavery isn't
Retweet of status by @Hughes87n
30 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Amazing how sex is nsfw, yet news reports of death, destruction and economic slavery isn't π€
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@MintyBaubles
You're a bloody nutcase but you're my bloody nutcase and I adore you xxx #SubtweetATweeter
25 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You're a bloody nutcase but you're my bloody nutcase and I adore you xxx π #SubtweetATweeter
Minty
@MintyBaubles
If I should die think only this of me,
I spent all my money on loose men and trifle.
It was epic.
Oh and shoes.
#stomachbug
I spent all my money on loose men and trifle.
It was epic.
Oh and shoes.
#stomachbug
13 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I should die think only this of me,
I spent all my money on loose men and trifle.
It was epic.
Oh and shoes.
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#stomachbug
01 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @MafBeer Filters... women have be using it for years. I look like Zelda from the terrahawks in natural light π
Minty
@MintyBaubles
I NICE FEELINGS
Retweet of status by @trouteyes
11 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I β€οΈ NICE FEELINGS
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ