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miranda
@MirandaKuhrt
Franks Pizza in Hopatcong is hiring waiters and waitresses with experience DM if interested
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@MirandaKuhrt
Pat sends me a snapchat of him chugging a bush in the shower, proud of that alcoholic
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miranda
@MirandaKuhrt
Me: "so are these pigs on a strict diet"
Mrs. Caplan: "who Tristan"
@tristan_cap
Mrs. Caplan: "who Tristan"
@tristan_cap
miranda
@MirandaKuhrt
Lmfao why did he bite it before? pic.twitter.com/hzJ5IJsGMn
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miranda
@MirandaKuhrt
one of the best feelings is when you start to get tan and don't need to wear any makeup anymore
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miranda
@MirandaKuhrt
I can't wait for beach trips
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@MirandaKuhrt
I don't want to be trapped in my house during this snow storm
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@MirandaKuhrt
BUSSY DRAGGED HER ASS!! MUST WATCH pic.twitter.com/DhYVN7vvyS
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miranda
@MirandaKuhrt
I hate arguing but imma get my point across period
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miranda
@MirandaKuhrt
It doesn't help when I have to wake up at 6 am tomorrow when my bed time is 6 am
miranda
@MirandaKuhrt
Who wants me to make senior video this year?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
