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BANANA π
@MissMidwestSass
@yankeegirlmama I hope you do move down here though! I need friends
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I am a BANANA π
@MissMidwestSass
me being completely shattered by a man emotionally and then realizing i didnβt even like them that much twitter.com/lisamelz/statuβ¦
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I am a BANANA π
@MissMidwestSass
All of my high school friends got super hot and I just got super mentally ill.
I am a BANANA π
@MissMidwestSass
Hi guys. Do ya thang, ok. Thx pic.twitter.com/LdJCiqFjod
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I am a BANANA π
@MissMidwestSass
In tired of having a. Double chin.
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I am a BANANA π
@MissMidwestSass
I just spent another $60 on Amazon today. So thatβs good.
Depressed Mess
@MissMidwestSass
I saw a video the other night and the chick had a zig zag part in her hair... I thought we left that in the 90βs
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Your Favorite Bitch
@MissMidwestSass
PEMDAS: Please End My Depression And Suffering
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Your Favorite Bitch
@MissMidwestSass
You ever get mad thinking about all the money you blew on BULLSHIT when you were 16-18? I want a refund
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Your Favorite Bitch
@MissMidwestSass
@TNjackass @MissMidwestSass Everything is bigger in Texas, including the ass
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Your Favorite Bitch
@MissMidwestSass
I have a STRONG hatred for people who joke with pregnancy announcements on April Fools Day. itβs not funny. Itβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
