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@Miss_Mary4Life
Never underestimate my power to sleep through all my alarms..
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Maaryy♑️
@Miss_Mary4Life
My dad asked who wanted Starlite for lunch in our Flamingos group chat today... my heart has never hurt so much.
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Maaryy♑️
@Miss_Mary4Life
Charlie the aussie! Peep her half blue eye. #australianshepherd #CharlietheAussie pic.twitter.com/rqgwvIbfiq
Maaryy♑️
@Miss_Mary4Life
Guys ... it’s me. I’m Karen. twitter.com/OfficialJoelF/…
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Maaryy♑️
@Miss_Mary4Life
Came to Mary helen’s after work. Her parents are handing out candy, so I said “trick or treat.” Dad’s response, “the beers in the fridge.”
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Maaryy♑️
@Miss_Mary4Life
When ppl say "where did all these astros fans come from?"
Bitch we live in Texas.. we're Texans, we support all Texas teams always.. stfu
Bitch we live in Texas.. we're Texans, we support all Texas teams always.. stfu
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Maaryy♑️
@Miss_Mary4Life
Ay pobre, con dos hijos y sin anillo miss me w the lecture on how to be less “prideful.” Some women work too… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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Maaryy♑️
@Miss_Mary4Life
Head up, heart strong pic.twitter.com/ViuA5V4J3U
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Maaryy♑️
@Miss_Mary4Life
Wow my uterus is out for revenge this month
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Maaryy♑️
@Miss_Mary4Life
I'll never understand how people can forget about their friends as soon as they have a significant other
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
