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Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
Seduce my soul, until it moans your name….
That
That
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Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
“Forgive me while I word vomit.”
I have the friends who , the friends who and a best friend who “I’m too drunk f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I have the friends who , the friends who and a best friend who “I’m too drunk f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
I celebrate New Year's Eve Eve every year, because it's my birthday!
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Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
you're my favorite notification
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Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
Scientists, to our sun: You’re a star, baby! Woo! Center of our system!
Sun:
Scientists: Ok, calm down. You’re pretty average tho.
Sun:
Scientists: Ok, calm down. You’re pretty average tho.
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Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
Nothing tells the truth better than wine or other alcohol.
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Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
I don’t wanna brag but my dentist says I have the shortest roots he’s ever seen
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Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
texted my husband what he wants for dinner
he replied
I'm like fukk yeah! Got all naked and slippery, waited in t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
he replied
I'm like fukk yeah! Got all naked and slippery, waited in t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
Alone
But not
Lonely
#Pemsmuses pic.twitter.com/RHgvT6fAYc
But not
Lonely
#Pemsmuses pic.twitter.com/RHgvT6fAYc
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Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
TWEET CALL
I’ve not been around here much the past few days and I need to catch up!
Send me one tweet from yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I’ve not been around here much the past few days and I need to catch up!
Send me one tweet from yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
