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Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
@MistressFelix @DebigBill All the best things are.
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Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
HOW BAD ARE THE STOCK MARKET FALLS?
Really bad.
Almost twice as bad as the Global Financial Crisis in 2008.
Iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Really bad.
Almost twice as bad as the Global Financial Crisis in 2008.
Iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
At least this one is honest about why it bothers him and so many others twitter.com/henry_rush/staβ¦
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Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
How to be the Best Client Ever
1. Pay deposit promptly
2. Read rates and services on website before enquiring
3.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
1. Pay deposit promptly
2. Read rates and services on website before enquiring
3.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @LoveKoraJade
Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
"If having sex for money makes you a whore, does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganization?" Whoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
I expect a good morning text off all of my boys! Even if you get nothing in return!
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Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
@beswitched1 I think Iβm going to love it, I used to have a bagel in the morning one half skippy peanut butter the other half marmite
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Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
@MistressFelix If I could follow you a hundred times my love then I would. Alas Twatter allows only a single follow
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Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
@Paul_the_Perv @MistressFelix I know a very classy school secretary.......
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Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
From one of the sassiest ladies I know twitter.com/MistressFelix/β¦
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Mistress Felix
@MistressFelix
Need an early night so I can get a flyer in the morning so I can get everything done before a splendid afternoon in Huddersfield
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
