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Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
I miss nobody yelling “SHOOOOOT” from the comfort of my living room
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Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
@paigeshepherd_ He better have been using the hand sanitizer I packed him
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Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
Both of my kids pooped BEFORE the flight this morning. Big win. If you’re not ready to be excited about this, you’re not ready for kids.
Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
Trying to tire out the enemy pic.twitter.com/dCPRklobd7
Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
Our kid just got fully buck at his first birthday party for a classmate. I foresee the invites slowing down.
Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
I feel personally victimized by the number of overtime games
Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
@StLouisBlues @Wendys Now you’re just asking me to play for that frosty with this cheeky gif
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Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
PSA: don’t touch babies. It’s cold season. I’ll hand sanitize so fast I don’t care if you’re a great grandma
Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
Let’s go baseball pic.twitter.com/vacbGiUhnE
Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
Started off my 9 day solo parenting with a car seat puke
Molly Bozak
@MollyBozak
@FrancescaAnna Take selfies instead
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
