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Mamacita โจ
@Mommywifelife7
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Mamacita โจ
@Mommywifelife7
It takes about 2.4 seconds for me to go from , "this is the best day ever" to, " I want to stab everyone on earth " ๐คฆ
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Mamacita โจ
@Mommywifelife7
Only 2 more months til PUMPKIN FLAVORED EVERYTHING
Mamacita โจ
@Mommywifelife7
I had a whole day of laziness planned out then I remembered this is real life and I'm a mom. So, at least there's coffee
Mamacita โจ
@Mommywifelife7
I don't understand how people enjoy decaf. Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle
Mamacita๐โฎ
@Mommywifelife7
If the universe is forcing people out of your life, let that shit happen
Retweet of status by @bitchingqueeen
Mamacita๐โฎ
@Mommywifelife7
The glo up pic.twitter.com/4P4JD9H0b1
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Mamacita๐โฎ
@Mommywifelife7
I thought having a baby was going to fuck my body up but I actually appreciate and love my body so much more now
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Mamacita๐โฎ
@Mommywifelife7
if I blocked you on social media and you see me in the streets, the block still applies in real life.
Mamacita๐โฎ
@Mommywifelife7
Helga curved this guy like every episode pic.twitter.com/qCTSvnAyv9
Retweet of status by @The90sLife
Mamacita๐โฎ
@Mommywifelife7
Of all the things I grew up to be, right now I think "CAFFEINATED" is my favorite.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
