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Momica
@MomoSpliff
Yo how tf does Instagram know I have a wired banana phone!? pic.twitter.com/fUIzHktvRT
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MoMo
@MomoSpliff
@REDMIC2012 haha I'm chillen over here but if you guys decide to come by let me know haha, hope you guys are feeling as good as me
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MoMo
@MomoSpliff
Somebody needs to tell this chick to brush her teeth before class, she's polluting my air #YouStanky
MoMo
@MomoSpliff
People who sell puppies at swap meets deserve to be punched in the nuts
MoMo
@MomoSpliff
I just found out chewing gum has GMO... Great I just bough my last pack of gum earlier today #gum #gmo #bad
MoMo
@MomoSpliff
Oh my fuck next week is going to be life changing, Virgin Islands prepare for my arrival
MoMo
@MomoSpliff
@ducidni Red Eye has to be one of my top favorites but then Unfuckwittable just WOW, takes first place
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MoMo
@MomoSpliff
I'm Fucking ecstatic that our Teacher let us out early that NEVER happens, I might just merrily skip to my car #SorryImGay #GayAsInHappy
MomoSpliff
@MomoSpliff
It always takes me a minimum of ten minutes to find a parking spot in bad days it takes me 30-45 #Palomar #NotOkay
MomoSpliff
@MomoSpliff
Just watched #Ted in Spanish & now I'm watching it in English
MomoSpliff
@MomoSpliff
#ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia either you love it or you don't
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
