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copy & paste +upvote -downvote There is NOTHING I love more than coming home to a dog with diarrhoea & a household whoโve slept thru his frantic efforts to wake them up ๐ฉ๐ก
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Emma
@Moretonious
It's up to you, man! Walk around your area every day and tell everyone you meet all about WE ARE SCIENTISTS!!!! twitter.com/DiabeticToyotaโฆ
Retweet of status by @wearescientists
06 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's up to you, man! Walk around your area every day and tell everyone you meet all about WE ARE SCIENTISTS!!!! ๐ฃ๐ฅ https://t.co/eNVCYj4ojY
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Emma
@Moretonious
Sitting in the garden, neighbour pops her head over and says "Hiya!". I fall off my seat #StoneTheCrows #ThisIsLondonDontYouKnow #london
15 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sitting in the garden, neighbour pops her head over and says "Hiya!". I fall off my seat #StoneTheCrows #ThisIsLondonDontYouKnow #london ๐๐ผ๐ฎ
02 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear lady on my train, I think you've forgotten a bottom half OR you think tights are leggings. Hope I'm wrong #awks #london #tubelife ๐ฎ๐๐
Emma
@Moretonious
I turned on the TV (to watch whilst hooping) and #CruelIntentions had just started. As a result I hula hooped for an hour. I fear tomorrow
18 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I turned on the TV (to watch whilst hooping) and #CruelIntentions had just started. As a result I hula hooped for an hour. I fear tomorrow๐ฑ
Emma
@Moretonious
Morning!
Some #WednesdayWisdom for you. pic.twitter.com/XiNgIR02HY
Some #WednesdayWisdom for you. pic.twitter.com/XiNgIR02HY
Retweet of status by @O2academybrix
08 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Morning!
Some #WednesdayWisdom for you. ๐ฉ https://t.co/XiNgIR02HY
Emma
@Moretonious
I've just seen a pigeon nibbling a chicken nugget. Basically cannibalism - there's NO way a #London pigeon is lacking food #fattyboombatty
07 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've just seen a pigeon nibbling a chicken nugget. Basically cannibalism - there's NO way a #London pigeon is lacking food #fattyboombatty ๐ฆ
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Emma
@Moretonious
Horror film trailers everywhere #halloweeniscoming #boo #cowardycustard
19 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Horror film trailers everywhere #halloweeniscoming #boo #cowardycustard ๐ป๐น๐๐ฑ
Emma
@Moretonious
@MACcosmetics_ can you advise the phone number for your London Kings Road store? None of the ones online work :(
05 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @MACcosmetics_ ๐๐พ can you advise the phone number for your London Kings Road store? None of the ones online work :(
Emma
@Moretonious
Keep seeing 15 years ago flashbacks that dont seem that long ago. Have I been asleep for approximately 7 years?! #timedoesntflythatquickly
15 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Keep seeing 15 years ago flashbacks that dont seem that long ago. Have I been asleep for approximately 7 years?! #timedoesntflythatquickly ๐ด
Emma
@Moretonious
@lufthansa AMAZING service on LH903 this morning. C. Miozka (spelling?) is a credit to you!
11 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @lufthansa AMAZING service on LH903 this morning. C. Miozka (spelling?) is a credit to you! ๐๐พโ๏ธ๐๐พ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐