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Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
16 hour TopGolf day in the books! Come out and see me tomorrow for Sunday brunch & a Bloody Mary bar!
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Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys bein' fly
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Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
It's 5 o'clock somewhere
Oh wait, here. It's 5 o'clock here...
...Why am I still up right now?
Oh wait, here. It's 5 o'clock here...
...Why am I still up right now?
Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
I hate over thinking. And I hate girls.
Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
Grandma: "Remember when you had that sandbox when you were little?"
Dad: "That was dirt, mom. With some two by fours around it."
Dad: "That was dirt, mom. With some two by fours around it."
Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
Going simple this year for Halloween. Inspiration by @JessieJDecker -- can't wait to get this one together #IndecentExposure
Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
So @TheJK_Kid gave out four tickets to a college kid asking for them tonight but he can't even give me a marriage proposal?? That's jank.
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Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
I'm too excited for this Broncos/Seahawks rematch on Sunday.
Downside: I have to work during it
Upside: I work at a sports bar with 26 TVs
Downside: I have to work during it
Upside: I work at a sports bar with 26 TVs
Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
Retweet if your child will be an athlete pic.twitter.com/9Utl0rDSzd
Retweet of status by @HomeOfAthletes
Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
@jessmarie12817 gah we'll make it happen. Maybe that condo in ocean city that my mom's friend has?? That's free :)
Morgan Eastman
@Morgan__Eastman
Wearing heels around the house while doing laundry because I can't even remember the last time I wore heels...oops #CapstoneProblems
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
