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Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
My grandma burned my weed and I burned her broom.... So nobody is getting high tonight . pic.twitter.com/B6fANu1XQv
Retweet of status by @_NobleSavage
11 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My grandma burned my weed and I burned her broom.... So nobody is getting high tonight ππ. https://t.co/B6fANu1XQv
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Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
people really think they doing better than u in real life by clothes they wear
smh
smh
Retweet of status by @tavonga_chinez1
20 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote people really think they doing better than u in real life by clothes they wear
ππsmh
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Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
If you're reading this, l hope your tummy gets flat without even working out
Retweet of status by @simba_matigimZW
04 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you're reading this, l hope your tummy gets flat without even working outπ
Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
After sex
Her: i love you
Him: chiita ufambe unozoshaya transport
Her: i love you
Him: chiita ufambe unozoshaya transport
Retweet of status by @wixxynashy
04 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote After sex
Her: i love you
Him: chiita ufambe unozoshaya transport
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Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
A party without cake is just a meeting.....
Those in Bulawayo you can order yours anytime any day and it will beβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Those in Bulawayo you can order yours anytime any day and it will beβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
27 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A party without cake is just a meeting.....ππ₯
Those in Bulawayo you can order yours anytime any day and it will be⦠https://t.co/ayCCbFEfR6
Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
Which part of the whole bathing bathing process do you hate?
Personally for me putting on lotion I don't mind bathing but yoh
Personally for me putting on lotion I don't mind bathing but yoh
Retweet of status by @MueraZebra
17 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Which part of the whole bathing bathing process do you hate?
Personally for me putting on lotion π«π«I don't mind bathing but yoh
Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
Shout out to all the peeps that still use mobile phones with memory cards
Retweet of status by @nigel_waleazy
05 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Shout out to all the peeps that still use mobile phones with memory cardsππ₯Ίπ
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Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
In case you wondering how homeschooling is going,my 6 year old son asked me if snakes have long necks or tails.
Retweet of status by @chris_DrPhil
05 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In case you wondering how homeschooling is going,my 6 year old son asked me if snakes have long necks or tails.π
Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.<>>>>>
28 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.πͺπ€<>>>>>
Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as much as you did bc "you turned out fine "then you did not in fact turn out fine.
Retweet of status by @chris_DrPhil
29 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you suffered in life and want other people to suffer as much as you did bc "you turned out fine "then you did not in fact turn out fine.β
Bee Ryanπ
@MpokosaB
You can advise me the whole night but when she says she's sorry... She's sorry guys.
Retweet of status by @tavonga_chinez
26 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You can advise me the whole night π©π© but when she says she's sorry... She's sorry guys.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ