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Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
@JacquelineCabl9 I came home half drunk last night. I ran out of money.
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@Smilesamile7 My current one is people who stop to chat at the bottom or top of an escalator. Or just beside a door!
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Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
@catymandoo Seven years you're looking at.
Jim Jingle Bells Corbridge
@MrBonMot
@LCorbett60 It's what we husband's do.
Jim Jingle Bells Corbridge
@MrBonMot
@Sephrenya1 So many things taste different nowadays and don't start me about the difference in sizes.
Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
@ms_czapla My wife used to think it was a measurement of time as in Kin Hell you been to this time of the night!?
Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
@mrs_coyle Good morning Kath. Have a great day.
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Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
Please can someone help me out of the bottom half of this gherkin costume?
I'm in a bit of a pickle.
I'm in a bit of a pickle.
Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
@dgtwatter My Body Mass Index Is about to grow after this toasted cheese sandwich, that's for sure.
Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
It's costing me Β£1500 but I think I'm finally going to be cured of my gullibility.
Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
@juel_07 Like El Geordio? Hey that rocks as well. Ooo errrr indeed Mrs.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
