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MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
Don't let the colored contacts fool you. Fuck with my character or money and you'll see the part of me that remembers his hood training
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MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
Angela Bassett took the potion, has the potion, makes the potion, knows SOMETHING about the potion cuz, damn
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MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
Almost hate tweeted Bank of America for closing early until I realized it's Sunday...and a Holiday
I have 7 seats pulled up for myself
I have 7 seats pulled up for myself
MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
George Michael
So much for Christmas
So much for Christmas
MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
Did I really just wake up this early just so that I could get cancelled on
MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
I'm under the impression that taking off a cock ring after 6hrs of wearing it is the equivalent to the feelin of giving natural child birth
MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
How can you call me self hating and a racist based on my body of scene partners but there's not 1 person of color on YOUR entire feed
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MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
Dropping your phone on your face in bed,
Might as well have hit me with a truck
Might as well have hit me with a truck
MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
Because I'm just SITTING around prepped and ready to fuck someone for money
#MakeAnAppointment
#MakeAnAppointment
MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
Just ate two packs of starbursts in 5minutes....
I think it's clear who's winning at THIS life
I think it's clear who's winning at THIS life
MicahBrandt
@MrMicahBrandt
How does one decline a funeral invite without seeming heartless? Because,
No thank you
No thank you
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
