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Mr. Rain
@Mr_Amritesh
@SadiaPanjwani Happy Bday Dear
Many Many Happy Returns of the Day..
Many Many Happy Returns of the Day..
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Mr. Rain
@Mr_Amritesh
One query by a girl and suddenly everyone becomes a chalta firta helpline in India.
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Mr. Rain
@Mr_Amritesh
In a hospital 2 nurses were discussing about the new doctor. 1st say he dresses so well, 2nd says yes, and so quickly too!!
#pleaseclap
#pleaseclap
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Mr. Rain
@Mr_Amritesh
One spelling mistake in your tweets and there you find illegitimate sons and daughters of englishmen to correct it. :D
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Mr. Rain
@Mr_Amritesh
I think this M Nawaz is trending because of Mariyam Nawaz .
Now I had made it clear to myself.
Now I had made it clear to myself.
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Amritesh
@Mr_Amritesh
@BhayanakPuppy You can't feel bro because I'm Living in Gujarat .
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Amritesh
@Mr_Amritesh
I just saw 2 girls were sitting on the same Bench and they were silent too.
Life is Complete
Life is Complete
Amritesh
@Mr_Amritesh
Wished my Mom by phone on this #HappyMothersDay and Mom was like "Chal Phone Rakh Ye Tera Roj Ka Natak Hai"
#เคฎเคพเค_เคคเฅ_เคฎเคพเค_เคนเฅ เฅค
#เคฎเคพเค_เคคเฅ_เคฎเคพเค_เคนเฅ เฅค
Amritesh
@Mr_Amritesh
Me - How Old are you?
She -16
Me - Homework Kar Liya?
#LOLBlocked
She -16
Me - Homework Kar Liya?
#LOLBlocked
Amritesh Upadhyay
@Mr_Amritesh
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on you again.
Fool me thrice,shame on you again.
Fool me four times,stop fooling me Plz
Fool me twice, shame on you again.
Fool me thrice,shame on you again.
Fool me four times,stop fooling me Plz
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
