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๐ฆMrNarwhal๐ฆ
@Mrnarwhal93
Hey you! It's lovely to see you!
Please say hello because it's nice to be nice!
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Please say hello because it's nice to be nice!
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๐ฆMrNarwhal๐ฆ
@Mrnarwhal93
Men who eat pussy for their own pleasure go to heaven
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๐ฆMrNarwhal๐ฆ
@Mrnarwhal93
Iโm not cocky, Iโm really this awesome
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๐ฆMrNarwhal๐ฆ
@Mrnarwhal93
I wish I was a towel , but I only make women wetter . ๐คท
๐ฆMrNarwhal๐ฆ
@Mrnarwhal93
Really, all I'm looking for is someone I can send selfies to and they're obligated to be like ""
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๐ฆMrNarwhal๐ฆ
@Mrnarwhal93
Why is it that every dick I see on Twitter looks bigger than mine I have major self confidence issues ! Or a really small dick
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@Mrnarwhal93
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๐ฆMrNarwhal๐ฆ
@Mrnarwhal93
@CunniLinguist77 Well you donโt say
๐ฆMrNarwhal๐ฆ
@Mrnarwhal93
my god I remember this. pic.twitter.com/2t3eS8Jaqc
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๐ฆMrNarwhal๐ฆ
@Mrnarwhal93
Holy. I made it to 3000 followers!!
You guys are just amazing
You guys are just amazing
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๐ฆMrNarwhal๐ฆ
@Mrnarwhal93
What if I told you that every sexual partner you ever had was actually Elmo wearing a mask ?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
