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Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
I'm the Dr Suess of dick rhyming pic.twitter.com/1TNBCLQF7n
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Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
You guys have filthy, FILTHY minds.
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Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
Omg you all crack me up!
Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
Kissing a woman on the back of her neck is a hot & sensual thing to do.
Except when u don't know the woman standing in line at the market.
Except when u don't know the woman standing in line at the market.
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Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
I'm a fucking romantic.
Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
I need a vacation... Who wants to take me away and where? I might consider the best one!
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Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
#MCM All those men that know what they want and aren't afraid to go after it
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Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
@mohamudmohamud thank you, Mo!
Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
I got peanut butter on my pants again.
Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
Me: Hey you
Her: Hey
Me: watcha wearin?
Her: A tampon.
-Married sext
Her: Hey
Me: watcha wearin?
Her: A tampon.
-Married sext
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Shelly NitNots
@MsNitnots
You couldn't handle me.
I'm like and you're like
I'm like and you're like
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
