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baby i talk it i live it
@Muhamnnad
04 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wait 4 months for a therapy appointment and this nigga tellin me to embrace the beauty of the worldโฆyeah Iโm going to die ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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itโll take a year to explain this shit
@Muhamnnad
my Uber driver went crazy pic.twitter.com/UnRmsgrQEz
Retweet of status by @skinnymute
25 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote my Uber driver went crazy ๐ญ๐๐ https://t.co/UnRmsgrQEz
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MoMovin2tact
@Muhamnnad
Police officers be like โHES RESISTING STOP RESISTINGSTOP!!! dispatch call an ambulance pleaseโ
08 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Police officers be like โHES RESISTING ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅSTOP RESISTING๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅSTOP!!!๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ dispatch call an ambulance pleaseโ
im the man im the man bayyyybeee
@Muhamnnad
Her: babe please youโre not a surgeon youโre just a pharmacist
Me: hand me those haemostatic forceps STAT!!
Me: hand me those haemostatic forceps STAT!!
Retweet of status by @Muhamnnad
07 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Her: babe please youโre not a surgeon youโre just a pharmacist ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅบ
Me: hand me those haemostatic forceps STAT!! ๐ ๐จ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
wash the molly down wit champagne
@Muhamnnad
@Muhamnnad Or Cream
Retweet of status by @Pretty_Guapo_v2
02 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Muhamnnad Or Cream ๐พ
๐คฉ
@Muhamnnad
@Muhamnnad shit gonna take 6 weeks to ship too
23 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Muhamnnad ๐๐๐ shit gonna take 6 weeks to ship too
๐ฎโ๐จ
@Muhamnnad
Mfs can eyeball a gram but canโt tell if a girl transgender or not you focused on the wrong sack
03 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mfs can eyeball a gram but canโt tell if a girl transgender or not you focused on the wrong sack ๐ญ
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โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
@Muhamnnad
yeah when i saw #her twitter.com/muhamnnad/statโฆ
20 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote yeah when i saw #her ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ https://t.co/ODQFaFQf01
๐ช
@Muhamnnad
Iโm fuckin after too pic.twitter.com/bYpB3ZFMKm
15 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Iโm fuckin after too ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ https://t.co/bYpB3ZFMKm
๐ค๐ฅท๐ฝ๐ค
@Muhamnnad
HEARTBREAK #OUTNOW ON ALL PLATFORMS
bit.ly/YoungHarryHearโฆ pic.twitter.com/nKpz1iidpn
bit.ly/YoungHarryHearโฆ pic.twitter.com/nKpz1iidpn
Retweet of status by @_YOUNGHARRY
04 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote HEARTBREAK #OUTNOW ON ALL PLATFORMSโฌ๏ธ๐
https://t.co/LVkIQGj89Y https://t.co/nKpz1iidpn
๐ค๐ฅท๐ฝ๐ค
@Muhamnnad
โTRAE YOUNGโ OUT NOW ON @TheHipHopLab #SHITTYBOYZ pic.twitter.com/gcSMlz3OYX
Retweet of status by @_babytron
03 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote โTRAE YOUNGโ OUT NOW ON @TheHipHopLab ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ #SHITTYBOYZ https://t.co/gcSMlz3OYX
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐