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Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
A pregnant girl got out of a taxi nd banged d door very hard
D driver: if only you closed your legs d way you closed the door
D driver: if only you closed your legs d way you closed the door
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Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
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Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
Sometimes you look at your parents and wonder if they gave birth to you through sex; they look so innocent when they r advising you
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Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
You are her sixth but you don't see it that way *by the time she confides in you this much to know all this* twitter.com/Estone_thinks/β¦
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Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
He cheated fam. Apologies for the hype twitter.com/joyner_xvi/staβ¦
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Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
Ok to make this clear, I'm ALL for equal pay (obviously, I mean I am a woman lol), but if someone is better at the job then.....
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Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
I just want to meet someone who'll let me name our son Gotham so at night when he cries I can turn look at him and say "Gotham needs you "
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Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
Sm idiot keeps callin me in the night, prolly coz of the free africell calls. didn't kno sm guys still pull this shit.
I feel triggered
I feel triggered
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Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
Pounding
Mw. Mujuzi
@MujuziEmmaK
This has me every time I watch it. pic.twitter.com/CMDvy2orpN
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
