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Farhan Umar
@MunhPhatt
@_Aansayy_ I'm from Faisalabad and i support Karachi Kings pic.twitter.com/s7kVCJk3Pq
Retweet of status by @MunhPhatt
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Farhan Umar
@MunhPhatt
Girls on twitter be like
Awwww, muaaaaah, love yew,
You r more prettier thn me
Abay sab fake hai
Awwww, muaaaaah, love yew,
You r more prettier thn me
Abay sab fake hai
Retweet of status by @Planet_Wala
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Farhan Umar
@MunhPhatt
In Punjabi we dont say
"I love u more"
We say
"Pyaar te sara wich Tunya"
And it sounds good
"I love u more"
We say
"Pyaar te sara wich Tunya"
And it sounds good
Farhan Umar
@MunhPhatt
That face You make when you see murgaa murgi doing milaap but you are still single twitter.com/Arslan_Darksta…
Farhan Umar
@MunhPhatt
Between "B" For birth and "D" for death, there is a "K" for keera in ur *Tuii* who force you to tweet such kind of shit
Farhan Umar
@MunhPhatt
Believe Me Mene Apni Bio Mein "Treat Me The Way You Want To Be Treated" Faltu Mein Nai Likha I Mean It
Retweet of status by @UroojRaza_
Farhan Umar
@MunhPhatt
@MunhPhatt many many happy returns of the day jeety rahen khush rahen u r most humble person and good human… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @totalvelli
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Farhan Umar
@MunhPhatt
Farhan Umar
@MunhPhatt
What hurts more than a breakup?
A: When u see a literate person supporting PMLN.
A: When u see a literate person supporting PMLN.
Retweet of status by @Egoist_Ghareeb
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
