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Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
If you canβt go skinny dipping with your lady at 9 pm on a Sunday after a full day of cornhole and cookouts, you got the wrong lady
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Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
Nothing slaps quite like a sunny day and Uncle Kracker
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Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
I hardly ever get sick but when I do itβs like my body goes from βyouβre good dude donβt worry about itβ to βjk youβre totally dyingβ
Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
@jedmeaders Lol sorry boss, we always get into some kind of trouble when we are together #HazzardBo
Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
Imma love ya like I might die tomorrow aye, prolly gettin money if I ain't call ya baby, have ya ever made love to a real hitta?
Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
When you're slaving and take a break to check your phone and you see @MurphyBradley hittin some green ball without you.
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Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
Some days I wanna chase after everything I've ever wanted,and other days I just wanna figure out how to have a normal sleeping schedule
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Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
Newest addition to the fam pic.twitter.com/kFUkUGRpGj
Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
I wanna sweep ya off your feet tonight wanna love ya and hold ya tight spin ya around on some ole dance floor act like we never met before
Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
My life is just one big country song
Bradley Murphy
@MurphyBradley
Like 4 or 5 people I know either got engaged or married this weekend, I managed to get out of the house! Where's my congratulations?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
