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Murray Paget
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Must've been in KFC for less than 2 minutes when heid the baw, @iKieraaan knocks his Pepsi right over me. Prick
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Is the curfew for erf 1?
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Wonder how many football fans will be mugged when trying to buy drugs or going to young prostitutes #WorldCup2014
Murray Paget
@MurrayPaget
James Blunt's twitter page is top class
Murray Paget
@MurrayPaget
Really really canny be arsed staying in
Murray Paget
@MurrayPaget
@Dave_GD never even noticed that until now, must've been an utter space cadet that made this
Murray Paget
@MurrayPaget
@Laura_Melrose because you keep making an arse of it!!! and why died that remind you of me? Aha
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@Laura_Melrose which time?
Murray Paget
@MurrayPaget
@Laura_Melrose not to me, I imagine if the tables were turned you'd believe it, you thought I was going to be a dad based ok no evidence
Murray Paget
@MurrayPaget
Just a touch up needed but delighted with it so far http://t.co/RlKr6zAvN2
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@ConnorRobb93 it's comedy gold
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
