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@MyPlayboysBunny
I was a bartender for 4 years before I joined the Army:
-chicks would slide me their #s on receipts
-fuck coworke… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
-chicks would slide me their #s on receipts
-fuck coworke… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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@MyPlayboysBunny
@JeffBezos @LeoDiCaprio With all the wealth you have in the world, you can’t buy a woman’s heart.
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MPB
@MyPlayboysBunny
A cheap man is a boring man
Because he sees everything as limited, scarce and hard to get!
Because he sees everything as limited, scarce and hard to get!
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@MyPlayboysBunny
@neversleeps29 That’s just hotttttt
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@MyPlayboysBunny
If a woman says she's attracted to 'dad-bods' or 'skinny guys'...
Then you're better off without her
Then you're better off without her
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MyPlayboysBunny
@MyPlayboysBunny
Pussy is a helluva drug pic.twitter.com/GwQh78UKiR
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MyPlayboysBunny
@MyPlayboysBunny
Red Flags
-Unnatural hair color(s)
-Multiple tats
-Excessive piercings
-Muffin top
-Abortion(s)
-Poor family rela… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
-Unnatural hair color(s)
-Multiple tats
-Excessive piercings
-Muffin top
-Abortion(s)
-Poor family rela… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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MyPlayboysBunny
@MyPlayboysBunny
@MyPlayboysBunny Classy, kind, loyal.
And her natural beauty and nice body don’t hurt, either.
And her natural beauty and nice body don’t hurt, either.
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MyPlayboysBunny
@MyPlayboysBunny
Holy hell this is so true twitter.com/myplayboysbunn…
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MyPlayboysBunny
@MyPlayboysBunny
@MyPlayboysBunny Love it, good work!! keep going FW
MyPlayboysBunny
@MyPlayboysBunny
That your girl is entertaining orbiters:
-Phone buzzes, she runs off to the other room
-Gaps in text/DM convos ind… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
-Phone buzzes, she runs off to the other room
-Gaps in text/DM convos ind… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
