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Jazzzy
@Mynamesjaz
I hate sharing a bed and the thought that one day I might have to share it with a male every night makes me feel horrible no thanks
06 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hate sharing a bed and the thought that one day I might have to share it with a male every night makes me feel horrible ๐ no thanks
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Jazzzy
@Mynamesjaz
some stupid cunty fly landed on my face making me punch myself in the eye during my sleep
happy monday
happy monday
21 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote some stupid cunty fly landed on my face making me punch myself in the eye during my sleep
happy monday ๐
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Jazzzy
@Mynamesjaz
ran away from the pub crawl to come watch loveisland and i have no regrets
i can go back later
i can go back later
08 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ran away from the pub crawl to come watch loveisland and i have no regrets
i can go back later ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
Jazzzy
@Mynamesjaz
makes me crease so bad when people make mosh pits in clubs
01 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote makes me crease so bad when people make mosh pits in clubs ๐ญ๐
Jazzzy
@Mynamesjaz
The slightest thing makes me lose my fuckin shit at the minute and it's driving me nuts
Retweet of status by @_ellliewatson
12 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The slightest thing makes me lose my fuckin shit at the minute and it's driving me nuts ๐
Jazzzy
@Mynamesjaz
Those people who say they're too skint to do something then 3 hours later you catch them going Dubai buying a Ferrari and an island
06 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Those people who say they're too skint to do something then 3 hours later you catch them going Dubai buying a Ferrari and an island ๐ค
23 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If i reply back quick it don't mean that I'm eager ๐. It means my phone's in my hand so I don't need to wait 10 mins and move like I'm busy
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Jazzzy
@Mynamesjaz
Ya gut instinct never lies I tell you that one for free
19 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ya gut instinct never lies I tell you that one for free ๐๐๐
Jazzzy
@Mynamesjaz
Literally cba with everything & everyone at the moment
Retweet of status by @vujatovicamy
11 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Literally cba with everything & everyone at the moment ๐ค
Jazzzy
@Mynamesjaz
Parents got back from holiday and dads highlight was using the B day
'was surprised how accurate it was, went straight up my arsehole'
'was surprised how accurate it was, went straight up my arsehole'
03 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Parents got back from holiday and dads highlight was using the B day ๐ค
'was surprised how accurate it was, went straight up my arsehole'
Jazzzy
@Mynamesjaz
I'm sooooo content lately and I literally just go to work and watch love island
Retweet of status by @reagenlouiseee
22 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm sooooo content lately and I literally just go to work and watch love island ๐๐ผ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐