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@MyrandaAlvarez
Iβm so tired of talking to people all mfkn day. I need a job that doesnβt require me to answer phones all day
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@MyrandaAlvarez
@clapehhtbihh Period. Gah damn. Guess I better YouTube it
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@MyrandaAlvarez
Nancy hates that I love to spend money on dumb shit, but she still always buys the dumb I want π€
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@MyrandaAlvarez
this is cinema
@theestallion pic.twitter.com/rLC7tgYRuF
@theestallion pic.twitter.com/rLC7tgYRuF
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@MyrandaAlvarez
Not me memorizing Nancyβs social oh no weβre in too deep now
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@MyrandaAlvarez
get you a virgo
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@MyrandaAlvarez
Sure she gets on my gah damn mothafuckin nerves most of the time but thatβs my baby and I love her Iβve loved her since day 1
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@MyrandaAlvarez
netflix: watch this show
me: no
netflix: please
me: fine
[later]
me: wow i loved that please make more
netflix: nah it fuckin sucks
me: no
netflix: please
me: fine
[later]
me: wow i loved that please make more
netflix: nah it fuckin sucks
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Myranda
@MyrandaAlvarez
Not this Virgo twitter.com/aboutvirgos/stβ¦
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@MyrandaAlvarez
My customers are way better at framing than me just an FYI pic.twitter.com/Qp95P1uibq
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Myranda
@MyrandaAlvarez
AwwwwwwwWhat up twitter family .I donβt really be on twitter like that but when I do I talk about my pussy . twitter.com/bardiupdatess/β¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
