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Naome๐บ
@NChakupemha
Me: Why can't I make friends at university??
*Also me as soon as a lecture ends* pic.twitter.com/8yLIdlL2HS
*Also me as soon as a lecture ends* pic.twitter.com/8yLIdlL2HS
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Naome๐บ
@NChakupemha
Dating an old man is fun and games until he breaks your heart and you'll be like,,"....but I trusted you like my parent"
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Naome๐บ
@NChakupemha
Supervisor: You should have been here at 9
Me: Why? What happened at 9?
Me: Why? What happened at 9?
Naome๐บ
@NChakupemha
You're no longer broke.
You're just financially humiliated
You're just financially humiliated
Naome๐บ
@NChakupemha
A woman will see a man struggling and still want some dick
Naome๐บ
@NChakupemha
If you could write a book about your current relationship.What would be the title ?
Me:Ane bhonzo ane nyama
Me:Ane bhonzo ane nyama
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Naome๐บ
@NChakupemha
Donโt be a boring gf sell that kidney of yours and get your boyfriend a Benz pic.twitter.com/h6o3SCQMpS
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Naome๐บ
@NChakupemha
May our backup plans be stronger than them carbon bonds in diamond
Naome๐บ
@NChakupemha
Sneezing when you're on your period be like pic.twitter.com/gFUmuA2Drc
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Naome๐บ๐ท๐
@NChakupemha
There is nothing as confusing like life after campus, you will even be thinking of opening a church
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Naome๐บ๐ท๐
@NChakupemha
I'm heart heart broken , my cousin sister has been raped by 5 men. She was coming from school and hiked a Toyota Wโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
