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Auntie Alise
@NaturallyAlise
How chicken, cheese, lettuce, and bread all euphemisms for money?
... are sandwiches the true currency?
... are sandwiches the true currency?
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Auntie Alise
@NaturallyAlise
Somebody referred to children as "crotch goblins" and I. AM. WEAK.
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Auntie Alise
@NaturallyAlise
My corny ass looked at my mama with a straight face and said, βwow, I havenβt seen you since last year. β pic.twitter.com/RymYA8hiZg
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Auntie Alise
@NaturallyAlise
I tweet for the girls a who yell TO FREEDOM! when they take their bras off at the end of the day
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Auntie Alise
@NaturallyAlise
Lyfe Jennings had the nigger ass nerve to be talking about gold diggers during his debut and he was fresh from prison
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Auntie Alise
@NaturallyAlise
He was just there twitter.com/humbleteej/staβ¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
